Post by The Person You Need To Help on Nov 10, 2015 2:06:22 GMT -5
GUYS, IS THIS A GREAT DEAL YOU SEE? IT SURE IS!
That's right! I'm allowing you to see my Blue-Banded Dragon egg, for absolutely free! What's more, if you participate in this special event and the egg didn't hatch and ended up dying, I'll take the contents out and fry them to make some Stuffed Sea Bream, but instead of Sea Bream, I'LL STEAM THE DRAGON TO PERFECTION FOR YOUR CONSUMPTION! You don't even have to give me a fee for this delicious meal, because I'm known to be an altruistic person!
Alright, here's a recap of the deal!
Firstly, you come see my dragon egg for free! That's right, a premium me-raised Blue-Banded Dragon egg capable of the greatest things if it hatches! As long as you've participated in looking at my egg, if it doesn't hatch and the egg dies, I'll take out all the contents and cook them good! Yes indeed, a free meal for absolutely free and with only the basic effort of looking at an egg! Incredible, I'm probably more altruistic than any of your friends (if you even have any you emo nuts). Anyways, I'll cook you some good StuffedSea Bream Blue-Banded baby Dragon at premium-grade level! The connoisseurs will be proud of me for this!
BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO THIS ALREADY FANTASTIC DEAL!
If you want to attempt to hatch some eggs of your own, that's no problem! Just post an advertisement here in this comment section and you've got yourself at least one view (from me)! You can make your own dishes as well, though I can't guarantee they won't be as good as mine despite me having looked at it.
What's more, if you're one of the first ten to look at my dragon egg and post that you did in the comment section, I'll even throw in five looks at any five of your dragon(egg)s! Yes indeed, 5 view from my almighty self! You'll have a delicious full meal course in no time if you kill your eggs prematurely!
If you'd like, the first three people that post in the comment section may even be allowed to look at my Speckle-Throated Dragon, the legendary Scaly Thing! So what are you waiting for? Support me now with a simple look at my dragon egg and you might have the best meal ever!
BONUS DEAL! IF YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO POST IN THE COMMENT SECTION, I MIGHT SERVE YOU AN EXTRA-BIG SLICE OF STUFFED BLUE-BANDED BABY DRAGON!
Come on down to my domicile and check out the Blue-Banded Dragon egg: dragcave.net/view/zjndJ
That's right! I'm allowing you to see my Blue-Banded Dragon egg, for absolutely free! What's more, if you participate in this special event and the egg didn't hatch and ended up dying, I'll take the contents out and fry them to make some Stuffed Sea Bream, but instead of Sea Bream, I'LL STEAM THE DRAGON TO PERFECTION FOR YOUR CONSUMPTION! You don't even have to give me a fee for this delicious meal, because I'm known to be an altruistic person!
Alright, here's a recap of the deal!
Firstly, you come see my dragon egg for free! That's right, a premium me-raised Blue-Banded Dragon egg capable of the greatest things if it hatches! As long as you've participated in looking at my egg, if it doesn't hatch and the egg dies, I'll take out all the contents and cook them good! Yes indeed, a free meal for absolutely free and with only the basic effort of looking at an egg! Incredible, I'm probably more altruistic than any of your friends (if you even have any you emo nuts). Anyways, I'll cook you some good Stuffed
BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO THIS ALREADY FANTASTIC DEAL!
If you want to attempt to hatch some eggs of your own, that's no problem! Just post an advertisement here in this comment section and you've got yourself at least one view (from me)! You can make your own dishes as well, though I can't guarantee they won't be as good as mine despite me having looked at it.
What's more, if you're one of the first ten to look at my dragon egg and post that you did in the comment section, I'll even throw in five looks at any five of your dragon(egg)s! Yes indeed, 5 view from my almighty self! You'll have a delicious full meal course in no time if you kill your eggs prematurely!
If you'd like, the first three people that post in the comment section may even be allowed to look at my Speckle-Throated Dragon, the legendary Scaly Thing! So what are you waiting for? Support me now with a simple look at my dragon egg and you might have the best meal ever!
BONUS DEAL! IF YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO POST IN THE COMMENT SECTION, I MIGHT SERVE YOU AN EXTRA-BIG SLICE OF STUFFED BLUE-BANDED BABY DRAGON!
Come on down to my domicile and check out the Blue-Banded Dragon egg: dragcave.net/view/zjndJ